Wednesday 14 September 2011

Anger Management

If you're ever angry or annoyed, vexed, enraged or frustrated, simply look at a penguin.


Marvel at the absurdity of such a creature. Bask in the ridiculousness of those tiny legs, the big, flappy wings and the beady little eyes that betray a beautiful, almost child-like naivety. You cannot imagine a penguin ever being malicious or cruel. Cheeky and naughty maybe, but never mean.


Look at him, just chilling out. He doesn't have a care in the world, and neither should you. Life is far too short to waste it on worries, anger and uncertainty, so just chill out and roll with it. He gets it, and so does the next one.


He's so cool, so utterly unconcerned with anything. He'll just stand there all day, head cocked to one side in a pose that would take fashion models years to perfect. Isn't he beautiful?


This penguin will kick your ass without even moving. He's just that awesome. You wanna fight him? You wanna be angry and aggressive and waste your life being mad at things you can't control? Look into his eyes. He understands, and he empathizes with you; but he has no time for your silliness, he's too busy just being an awesome penguin.

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